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Novelist and Senior Writer for @TheBabylonBee. Married to @preptodye and we have 4 kids, youngest with DS. I'm trying to be more Christ-like. Or trying to try.

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    1. Frank J. Fleming‏Verified account @IMAO_ 5 Nov 2019

      Frank J. Fleming Retweeted Audio Mullet

      The bible verse I have the most trouble with is Romans 13:1-7, which is like the most anti-libertarian verse. And Ethan's dating stories are hilarious.https://twitter.com/MulletAudio/status/1191189983031218176 …

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      Audio Mullet @MulletAudio
      Ethan and Doug go over some of the awkward verses in the Bible only to realize they aren’t bothered much by them. The real meat of this episode is when they get into pre-marriage horror stories. http://audiomullet.libsyn.com/audio-mullet-28-the-nightmare-before-marriage …
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      Frank J. Fleming‏Verified account @IMAO_ 5 Nov 2019

      I think the most libertarian part of the Bible is 1 Samuel 8:10-18 where God is ranting about how you shouldn't want kings because they'll just push you around and take your stuff.

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        1. Earl “Blynkers” Fando‏ @earlfando 5 Nov 2019
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          "ranting?"

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        1. AmishDude‏ @TheAmishDude 5 Nov 2019
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          "Woe to you lawyers also! For you load people with burdens hard to bear, and you yourselves do not touch the burdens with one of your fingers." -- Luke 11:46

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        1. Michael Riley‏ @mpatrickriley 5 Nov 2019
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          Absolutely: "Here's how bad it will get: the tax rate will be 10%!"

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        1. Earl Bandy‏ @efbandy 5 Nov 2019
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          "Jesus declared, “The kings of the Gentiles lord it over them, and those in authority over them call themselves benefactors. But you shall not be like them. Instead, the greatest among you should be like the youngest, and the one who leads like the one who serves." Luke 22

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        1. Jeff‏ @Coach_JIB 5 Nov 2019
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          Matthew 20:15 “Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money?”

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        1. Habib Jones‏ @habib2001 5 Nov 2019
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          One of the most useful verses is Acts 10:13.

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        1. RifleShooterForJesus‏ @RSFJ08 5 Nov 2019
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          Telling it straight up how it’s going to be is not ranting.

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        1. Eliyahu Switzer‏ @eliyahuswitzer 5 Nov 2019
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          https://youtu.be/UtxxwcQ20Fw 

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        1. Doug Adamavich‏ @DougAdamavich 5 Nov 2019
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          That was ancient Israel's "we need to be like the rest of the world" call. Oops!

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        1. Matt Robison‏ @jazzdrive3 6 Nov 2019
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          That's also a good verse for income tax policy. A king like the nations would be so bad, he would take 10%! That is, he would take as much as God himself asked for, putting him on the same level as God. How do our current elites view themselves, based on our tax policies?

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