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If my girl is wrong i will simply adjust reality so that what she said is correct
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I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
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just found out that joint custody is when you smoke weed with your kid 🤑😂
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idk, Western media people kinda being a little bit racist right now 😳 (a thread)
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dedicating my day to this queen who saw the senator who stripped her of her healthcare and ran him out of starbucks
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reverse spider-man where a spider gets bitten by a human and begins driving a car and having depression
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whenever a frozen pizza says to put it directly on the rack i’m like you crazy son of a bitch. we might just pull this off
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If Spotify can make up genres I’m gonna do the same. Supertrance. Post-Gospel. Nothing means anything anymore. Indie Ska. Who tf cares. Babypop. Oh what’s that? You’re listening to The Beatles? Are you listening to their Slopmetal era or their Experimental Holiday Music phase?
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Women rotting in prison who killed their abusers in self-defense would like a word
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bro wasn't lying 😳😳🥴🥴💦💦
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no gas shortage up here baby
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Why do 30 year olds always come into my work and go “im30 and RETIRED!!” great for you I make minimum wage can you tell someone else
It's official! I couldn't be more excited to announce that I'm running for Congress in Las Vegas to represent #NV01 because we deserve more. Nevada deserves more.
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It’s mad disrespectful to say George Floyd “sacrificed his life” when he begged for it for 9 minutes.
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Yeah just got my nipple pierced!!!!!!!!!
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For all the doubters...
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Fuck it monke time
Elton John will "hit someone" if Phoebe Bridgers doesn’t win a Grammy.
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Not this girl openly flirting with my boyfriend in front of me... girl staph
THIS 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DATING 👏 SITE 👏
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Coworker told me he wanted to choke me today #justbestiethings #bestfriend #normalworkrelationship #hahashouldigotoHR
So Hayden and I on Valentine’s Day 📍
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this one time in 3rd grade i was really mad at my mom so i furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on her laptop like 900 times because i thought the government would come and arrest her
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