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If we keep discussing how, maybe we can make it better and have some laughs along the way.

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  1. 20 hours ago

    Your honor, I believe my client simply misunderstood the offer of curbside service.

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    21 hours ago

    Not one Republican member of the U.S. Senate voted for the COVID relief package. This is not a partisan post, simply a statement of fact.

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  3. Mar 5

    I truly considered the truth of this statement and then I realized if I completely surrender I won’t have abs and I will have breasts. This is truly a Gordian Knot. And we’re not even discussing the Clovers Ice Cream yet.

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    Mar 4

    Arizona campaign begging Senator Kyrsten Sinema to reconsider her opposition to reforming the filibuster, so federal law (H.R. 1) can be used to protect Arizona voting rights that the GOP is moving against at the state level:

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    "It's not enough to be a Democrat, you also have to support democracy." - A message to from a constituent If you're in Arizona, record a video telling Sen. Sinema to stand with our democracy over Mitch McConnell on the Jim Crow filibuster:
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    Mar 5

    It's almost as if -- and work with me here -- focusing on the most important national challenge of the day and not tweetsturbating for cheap maga clicks is a more solid governing strategy than we had for the last four years. ALMOST!

    in new AP-NORC poll: Biden job approval: 60% Biden covid approval: 70%
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    Mar 5

    How many Americans died of COVID during Ron Johnson’s shameful stunt to delay relief?

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    Mar 5

    Meanwhile, Democrats found a way to speed up the passage of the bill. Heckuva job, Ron!

    Dems seem to have outplayed GOP on the Covid delay. After the all-night reading, simply got up, proposed shortening the debate from 20 hours to 3 and no Republican including was around to contest. In the end, the dramatic Bill reading delayed nothing
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    Mar 5

    Dear Marsha Blackburn: Neanderthals disappeared, in part, bc they were less evolved, couldn't handle new pathogens & didn't adapt to climate change. So, carry on.

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    Marsha Blackburn responds to Biden's "Neanderthal" comments w/ impassioned defense of Neanderthals: "Neanderthals are hunter-gatherers, they're protectors of their family, they're resilient, they're resourceful, they tend to their own. So I think Joe Biden needs to rethink [it]."
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  9. Mar 4

    This is the total essence of everything my mother tried to teach me.

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    Mar 4

    It's important to cover Qanon Shaman & all the rioters pleading for their cult leader to rescue them, & being ignored. Remember - he pardoned Steve Bannon, indicted for ripping y'all off with the fake wall scam; but he'll leave you to rot. Hey - send his new PAC a check!

    Replying to @JohnFugelsang
    Why do they insist about talking about this loser? I give two shits about what he feels or thinks.
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    Mar 4

    Also, Squeaky Fromme "sad" that Manson never visited.

    "QAnon shaman" is "wounded" Trump hasn't helped him
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  12. Mar 4

    In the universe where reality and truth and fact determine the boundaries of reason, Joe Biden will still be President of these United States tonight and for at least the next 4 years.

    50 replies 30 retweets 732 likes
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    Mar 4

    Biden is getting less than half the media attention and search interest Trump did. But he's 10 points higher in the polls, pursuing a far more ambitious agenda, and the Rescue Act is even more popular than he is. There's something to learn here.

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  14. Mar 3

    It looks really good, Liz. I’ll be watching.

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  15. Mar 3

    Love is so much better than hate, anger, lies. ❤️

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    It's feeding time for these rescued baby elephants in Kenya
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  16. Mar 3

    Man works with renewed vigor after Texas Governor Abbott repeals mask mandate cuz,...ya know, everything is fine now.

    83 replies 29 retweets 555 likes
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    Mar 2

    Tell me you’re guilty without telling me you’re guilty

    #GuiltyGOP
    Support our continued efforts to hold the GOP accountable by chipping in at the link in this video.
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    Mar 2

    Abbott dropped the mask mandate so he can claim the mantle and hide behind the piles of dead Texans

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    Gov Abbott needs to resign.
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  19. Mar 3

    Madison has got to start to read at the level of the other kids.

    Instead of voting to help millions impacted by COVID, the GOP is focused on this
    13 replies 23 retweets 240 likes
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  20. Mar 2

    Let the caption contest begin.

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