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BARNING HARD (3-9)
@IAMBARNINGHARD
Level 69 in sarcasm, trolling, and jest. 2018, 2019 back to back SEX Champion, 2022 SEX Champion, IKEA mogul. Huge fan of MILFs. Not a family oriented account
Auburn, ALJoined January 2018

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I don’t know how many people I speak for, but I want and all their fans to know that while we all understand that Mike Leach is your head coach, he is THE pirate for us all. He is loved, cherished, and endeared by the fans of this conference and the entire country.
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We pick, we talk shit, and we tease. But it’s very, very hard not to like Coach O and Joe Burrow. Coach O is living his dream, and Joe is following suit. Congrats guys. Give em hell.
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I’ve been steaming all night. I’ve tried my hardest to keep my mind off of things. But honestly.. When I think of Auburn, I think of Rod Bramblett. I hear him. I can hear him clear as day. Every basketball shot. Every touchdown. Everything. I hear him. Rough day.
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BREAKING NEWS out of Auburn: Despite claims, Auburn has not hired a new head football coach, but I have been told by reputable sources that the future coach has already been placed on the hot seat. More to come.
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I don’t do this often, but thoughts and prayers please. I’m safe. Family’s safe. But Mother Nature absolutely beat my ass today. I don’t know when I’ll be back.
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To hell with Georgia: Their red is just shy of Bama crimson To hell with Georgia: Bo was better than Herschel To hell with Georgia: Nothing smells worst than a wet dog To hell with Georgia: The trophy case of Vandy with the arrogance like no other To. Hell. With. Georgia.
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Ruining the brand, and I honestly don’t care. Fluff knew how to separate the shit from the bullshit. He was a fan’s fan. If there is a Tier above Tier 1, it should be named “Fluff.” I made sure to reach out Sunday night and am forever thankful he got to see that run
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Insurance adjuster coming in the morning. Baptist Association is here, tarping my roof. Prayed with me and prayed over my property before cleaning my land and cutting and clearing all my trees and debris. Speechless.
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Arguing with Dawg fans on Twittah: Stressful Tickets to Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry: $400 The SEC joining together to own these clowns: Priceless
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Dogs are sensitive 💔 @UGAAthletics forces Uga into stressful situations at chaotic football games. He was almost TRAMPLED at a game earlier this year. Being exploited as a mascot is not in his best interest. He should be at home. Anyone who cares about him can see that. twitter.com/peta/status/11…
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BREAKING NEWS out of Auburn: Sources tell WSXC that one of the players who recently announced their transfer intentions was overheard saying, “As soon as I saw that white man try to hit The Griddy, I knew I had to go.” More to come…
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I didn’t expect this. I really didn’t. Lot of good Bama fans follow me. I’m happy with the result, but I’m not gonna talk shit. Bama’s got a good team. A damn good team. Ball bounces the other way here or there, and it’s a different game. A different year.
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Just bought lunch. Total came to $11.09. Gave the young lady a $20. Announced I had a dime in the pocket and gave it to her. She looked at me like I just paid with euros. Pray for our country.
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Mike Leach is probably my favorite person in college football. My man’s leading by 3 against the defending national champs in the second quarter, and you know he’s over there on the sideline probably trying to remember the title of his favorite Twilight Zone episode.
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I want to acknowledge all of the people who have taken time to say kind words about our voice, Rod Bramblett. It’s a sincere, classy move. We’re hurting today. We’ll hurt tomorrow too, and we’ll probably get mad after that. I can’t find the words. Just gutted.
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I can’t say thank you enough for all the folks that have reached out to me. I have a place to lay my head for the upcoming weeks for no charge. I’m going back tomorrow to try and save anything I can, but I’m blessed.
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