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  1. 29. svi 2019.

    I bought plus because *online* I kept getting interrupted mid-lesson & my progress didn't sync! Example: it only saved 13 of my 40-something points on the train today! I am begging you to fix at least one of these stupid problems.

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    I almost just bought an antique ceramic mouse for $30 but didn’t and left the store feeling like I just overcame the spell of a witch

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    29. svi 2018.

    Witches connect to the forest's natural wifi

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    23. svi 2018.

    She was prickly, true. But more besides. People remark that roses have their thorns, but rarely recall that brambles have their flowers.

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    21. svi 2018.

    We studied the planet's civilization. "Make contact?" "They're just like we were, at that stage." "You're right." We left. Too embarrassing.

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    21. svi 2018.

    "Hi finch!" said Turtle. "I'm actually a wren," said Wren. "Oh. Sorry." "S'ok." Later, Turtle would think back on this and hate himself.

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    7. svi 2018.

    He saw a rock by the lake. "A perfect rock!" he said. "Nice," she said. He threw it. Eons later, that was still the rock's favorite day.

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    5. svi 2018.

    “Immortality...is it lonely?” “Very.” “Ever met a time traveler?” “One. We crossed paths every hundred years or so.” “No longer?” “She died in my arms the first time we met. Said she wanted to see me ‘when I was young.’ Ever since every visit is potentially the last.”

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    15. tra 2018.

    She imagined paintings no one had yet created, then copied them exactly. Perfect forgeries. They sold like crazy. No one suspected a thing.

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    19. tra 2018.

    The shadows had been tamed so long we forgot what they were. Why they mimic us, and follow us so closely. The hunting instinct is strong.

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    1. tra 2018.

    "But rabbits don't lay eggs," she said. "They aren't mine," said the Easter Bunny. "So why hide them?" "To mess with the Easter Chicken."

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    31. ožu 2018.

    "So, you wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?" "The easy way. I accept your surrender." "That's not the easy way." "I disagree."

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    27. ožu 2018.

    Here are some AI generated nude portraits I've been working on🍑 Usually the machine just paints people as blobs of flesh with tendrils and limbs randomly growing out - I think it's really surreal. I wonder if that's how machines see us...

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  14. 26. ožu 2018.

    Talents include: mocking couples until they admit they've been dating this whole time.

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    22. ožu 2018.

    "This brave princess rescued you," the king told his daughter. "Why lock you in the tower again?" The princesses smiled. "Why stop at one?"

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    18. ožu 2018.

    He could make anything he painted come to life. That was easy. The hard part was apologizing to them after. He wasn't a very good painter.

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    16. ožu 2018.

    It's pretty normal for grandmas to have rosaries and crucifixes, but you become suspicious when you find the wooden stakes

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  18. 9. ožu 2018.

    It's four in the morning and I'm wondering what mistakes in my life led to me starting my day now.

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    I think the worst thing humankind has done technology wise is remove the little bit on phones where you could hang charms from

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  20. 8. ožu 2018.

    This was intended as a humorous exaggeration, but it turns out that my list of seasonal allergies is in fact "most of them."

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