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JP-EN freelance game translator and proofreader. N2 certified. Finished a time skip in Japan. Translated the first Ginpachi Sensei novel. 日本語ok

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    Hugh「ヒュー」‏ @HwpMatthews 31 Jul 2021

    Hugh「ヒュー」 Retweeted Rhianna Pratchett  🇺🇦

    Literally one of the first jokes in Terry Pratchett's first novel "The Colour of Magic" made fun out of researchers who couldn't stop obessing about what sex the giant space turtle, the Great A'tuin, was. The joke being literally who fucking cares about the turtle's sex.https://twitter.com/rhipratchett/status/1421250250019426305 …

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    Rhianna Pratchett  🇺🇦 @rhipratchett
    This is horrifying. My father would most definitely not be a GC if he was still alive. Read. The. Books. https://twitter.com/setoacnna/status/1421195704219885569 …
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      1. Hugh「ヒュー」‏ @HwpMatthews 31 Jul 2021

        As if that wasn't a sign, among the numerous other signs, that the guy was way more thoughtful about these things than some of GC people ever will be. I fucking despair

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      2. Hugh「ヒュー」‏ @HwpMatthews 31 Jul 2021

        Slight correction: the joke was in Terry Pratchett's first *Discworld* world.

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      3. Hugh「ヒュー」‏ @HwpMatthews 31 Jul 2021

        *novel. Bloody typos lol

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      2. Muddy Mae Suggins‏ @meadowgroove 31 Jul 2021
        Replying to @HwpMatthews

        a) other turtles b) people who are trying to breed them.

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      3. Caroniver‏ @WilliamPrice413 31 Jul 2021
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        As far as the inhabitants of Discworld were aware, there were no other turtles on the scale of the Great A'Tuin. Trying to breed them would be impossible. And, if there *were* other turtles on the same scale, trying to breed them would inevitable be disastrous for the inhabitants

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      1. Hugh「ヒュー」‏ @HwpMatthews 31 Jul 2021

        Just to be thorough, here are the jokes from both "The Colour of Magic" (pg2) and "The Light Fantastic" (pg2) if anyone is in doubt. It isn't explicitly obvious, but anyone familiar with this kind of humour will know what's going on.pic.twitter.com/z2apqssGCD

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      2. Shell  🐚‏ @mjhvincent 31 Jul 2021
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        The joke was if A'tuin was female, and there was a *male* turtle out there, then Discworld would be in some serious trouble come mating season.... 🐢

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      3. Google Lewis Herber‏ @Lewisherber 1 Aug 2021
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        In the Light Fantastic the turtle tends to some celestial eggs. I dont thing the sex is mentioned here (further proof that TP thought it irrelevant) but i do seem to remember the supposedly inevitable apocalypse turning out to be a lot of fuss about nothing. That feels relevant.

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      2. Hugh「ヒュー」‏ @HwpMatthews 31 Jul 2021

        On second reflection, some decent points have been raised about why the giant space turtle's sex could matter. I've only read 4 Discworld novels so far, but given the ending of The Light Fantastic, and further evidence from a Discworld wiki, https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Great_A'Tuin …pic.twitter.com/vnsQuF5cNU

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      3. Hugh「ヒュー」‏ @HwpMatthews 31 Jul 2021

        there still wouldn't be a point in trying to find out the giant space turtle's sex. Either a female and male space turtle mate very, very carefully, and everyone's fine, or they don't, and both Discworlds are probably buggered, anyway lol. That's despite magic being a thing.

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