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@AltcoinPsycho Have you seen my bot? Have you seen my car? How the fuck are you even @‘ing me you god damn peasant. Also here is a calm tweet, a tweet well engineered for engagement.

@crypto_bitlord Hello friends I am Michael Saylor. Wait no, I’m Will Smith, and you’re watching how I met your mother. Please stay tuned for the next episode of loose Australian cannon in China or another episode of my multiple personality disorder

@bbands Hello, I am a god damn literal genius. I spend my spare time creating amazing trading tools and simping on twitter. What is going on in my brain? No one knows but everyone sure as fuck loves it. Bella please follow me back. (John I love you please don’t block me)

@RookieXBT LONG MORE. WE’RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT. EVERY LAST ONE OF US. Dentoshi was my tweet good enough for you? Dentoshi please I love you I sent you my kidney why aren’t you responding. OVERLOAD OF POSITIVITY.

@Dentoshi93 Ayyy Dutch fam crypto fam high as fuck pretty girls out-trading your dumbass while drinking wine and looking fine what are you even still doing with your life why are you even trying to keep up. Made 13 profitable trades before you even woke up PUSSY. Keep up.

@lawmaster I am law master. No I do not practice law, what gave you that impression you moron? I spent 5 years of research and wrote a report predicting the next 50 years in crypto relying on extremely intricate metrics people are too simple to understand.

@CryptoCobain Ive reached the upper echelon of society. I am Zeus and looking down on you simpletons, I purchased a thousand $500 pills that makes poop gold, then fed them to my army of pure breed dogs. I jump from one infinity pool to another while making millions. (1/2)

@CryptoCobain Ah, ive awoken, I shall bully Gainzy and Barney, then buy the tower across from mine because it’s blocking the sun on my terrace between the hours of 2-4. I will now give away thousands of $ at random, gather round, children. (Thats actually pretty nice) (2/2)