Hsaka

It's a rite of passage. Go through it with pride.

Don't get laid for 8 months so you can get laid infinitesimally after Gotcha

Err Are you sure you mean infinitesimally

He probably just ignores them. The quantity of native English speakers that use for example 'it's' instead of 'its' and the other way around - is just frustrating. So, one has no choice but ignore them.

If you ever use a dash like that again I’m fucking calling the police

innovative dash use should be applauded - not reprimanded. indicates a pause

If you want to emphasise the frustration you can either 1) give it its own sentence 2) isolate the preceding clause using commas. Blindly slapping a dash there because “uhh errr the reader has to pause now, right?” is trash I’m dying on this hill, Luke