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    1. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 24 Mar 2020

      "We can't let the remedy be worse than the illness" I say, as I peddle unproven remedies so workers can continue to make the good numbers go up until their kidneys fail or they go blind.

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    2. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 14 Apr 2020

      "We're opening up the economy, the good numbers have never gone up this fast, it's amazing" I say, while inserting a firehose of gold coins up a banker's ass as the unemployment rate hits 20%.

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    3. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 17 Apr 2020

      the good numbers have slumbered for too long, we must feed them blood to revive them.

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    4. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 19 Apr 2020

      you, an idiot: if we open up too soon many more people will die me, an intellectual: well that's just your opinion, we can't keep the good numbers down forever

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    5. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 21 Apr 2020

      "there are more important things than living", I say, while hacking my own lungs into the meat extruder so the good numbers can beat their quarterly moving average.

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    6. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 18 May 2020

      Golly gee it looks like unemployment is at 20%. Is this bad? Who knows! Better watch the good numbers and find out!

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    7. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 18 May 2020

      Our gelatinous thinking orbs are incapable of comprehending good and bad as well as the imaginary squiggly line.

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    8. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 18 May 2020

      What? A vaccine? Is this good or bad? Let's check the good numbers to decide.

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    9. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 26 May 2020

      Good numbers up BIGLY, economy up muchly go NYOOM.

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    10. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 6 Jun 2020

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      three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 6 Jun 2020

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        2. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 13 Jul 2020

          You, a moron: If you pour gasoline on that fire, it'll make the fire worse. Me, an intellectual: Well that's just your opinion.

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        3. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 28 Jul 2020

          Oil Industry Shocked That People May Try To Use Water To Put Out Firespic.twitter.com/CnZ9BWfLVJ

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        4. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 13 Aug 2020

          "we can't do that, that's basically Marshal Law. We Live In A Free Society." I scoff, at the notion of telling banks to pause bill collections during a global health emergency causing record unemployment.

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        5. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 13 Aug 2020

          *while donating my weekly blood plasma quota to AmazonDisneyAppleCo to renew my SleepPod rental* "Finally, Freedom."

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        6. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 13 Aug 2020

          @TheOnion this except for all the other problems we can't fix because we live in a free society and nobody else does, apparentlypic.twitter.com/9oMzTnxowK

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        7. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 21 Aug 2020

          Humans risk becoming addicted to being alive, much to the concern of The Good Numbers.

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        8. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 23 Aug 2020

          A new Machine Learning model, sponsored by The Good Numbers, suggests you should devote your life to making The Good Numbers go up faster.

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        9. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 31 Aug 2020

          At least 93.2% of deaths involve the underlying condition of dying...coincidence????

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        10. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 11 Sep 2020

          "The worst thing you can do is give someone something for nothing" I say smugly, owning The Left. "It's basic economics", I gasp, as Nestle desiccates my corpse and sells the water back to the prison worker fire department at a sufficient market value to satisfy shareholders.

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        11. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 4 Oct 2020

          Stock futures suggest flagrantly spreading contagious disease is a good thing.

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        12. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 4 Oct 2020

          you, an idiot: "why are you doing that?" me, an intellectual: *spritzes ebola onto my own face as I watch my stock portfolio skyrocket*

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        13. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 18 Oct 2020

          you, an idiot: "why does Twitter punch me in the face every time I post?" me, a well-adjusted human: *punches myself in the face while boosting videos of face punching* my followers: "what the fuck?" a well-adjusted algorithm: "ɪ ɴ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ɢ ᴜ ɪ ɴ ɢ"

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        14. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 22 Oct 2020

          you, an idiot: "why are you doing that?" me, an upstanding citizen, replacing my blood with corn syrup: "this is a country of ʟᴀᴡs"

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        15. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 22 Oct 2020

          if the man that is not orange gets elected the good numbers will go down, and we can't let the good numbers go down because they're good, and that would be bad, which means the orange man is good

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        16. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 29 Oct 2020

          you, an idiot: why are you cutting out your own kidney and writing on it? me, an upstanding citizen: how else would I vote? you, still an idiot: that's insane. me, sealing the DHL envelope: Thi͎͢s͚̜̰ I͏̦̹̗s̩ ̛̖̙̙̖A͏ ̢͖͔̙N̸at̘̹̬̥i̬̣͇o̡n̛̗̣̯͔̝ ̫̜͍͙̭O̵̘f̠̦͍̻̘̼̺ ̖̀L̗̝̟ͅa͔̮͢w̸̜s̠̠̙̞̲

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        17. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 26 Nov 2020

          Catching a communicable disease to keep the good numbers happy and to own the libs.

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        18. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 8 Dec 2020

          If we add water to the good numbers it will make them go up faster and that's good, right?

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        19. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 13 Dec 2020

          Keeping hospitals from overloading? That's not science! We need to keep the good numbers going up for my stock portfolio, it's science! - Science People, 2020

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        20. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 27 Jan 2021

          wUH-Oh The wrong people bent the good squiggly number line, and that makes it bad.pic.twitter.com/h2sFgFgnZO

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        21. three wolf mood‏ @Howlitzer 27 Jan 2021

          you, an idiot: can we maybe pause the economy and give people some aid to tide then over during a global pandemic? me, a stonk expert: can we pause the economy and give the bankers some aid because some memes made the good number line too wibbly for them to understand?

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