Howard

@HowardA_Esq

Author of Goodnight Loon: Poems & Parodies to Survive Trump, and of 50 Shades of Orange. Attorney, writer, pianist, parodist. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.

New York, USA
Joined October 2017

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  1. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2018

    Dear G20: We'd trade you a Trump for Trudeau or Macron We'd trade for Merkel or for leaders unknown We'd trade him for schnitzel or bangers & mash We'd trade him for nada or unwanted trash We'd trade for your worst whatever you had Oh, screw it: just take him. Return him to Vlad

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  2. 7 hours ago

    Trump, you orange piece of garbage. You love to brag about your business acumen, and how important a wall is. It’s simple, pay for it yourself. You can be a hero, a patriot, and make the billion dollars you promise the wall will make the investor. No? Then STFU.

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  3. 8 hours ago

    Enough with "impeach the MF" . I've seen no indication he tried to F his mother. His daughter, however... But seriously, don't detract from a very serious issue by making it about embracing foul language. The issue is he is an unhinged traitor, not his or her right to curse.

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  4. 8 hours ago

    Trump: you brag that you're the most loved and accomplished prez in history, so instead of keeping the government shut, maybe threaten to resign if you don't get your wall. That will show us!

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  5. 9 hours ago

    OK, by ear name that tune that one you requested tonight.

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  6. 11 hours ago

    Trump “knows more about” committing more felonies, bankrupting more companies, and telling more self-aggrandizing lies than any president in history.

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  7. 14 hours ago

    it seems our new senator literally wants to take Israel off the map.

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  8. 14 hours ago

    I don’t care if she used a curse word. I care that Tlaib needs a lesson in geography, and in who our allies are. The location covered by her sticky note is called Israel, our strongest ally and the only true democracy in the Middle East. cc

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  9. 16 hours ago

    Fun fact: pronounce the name of a refugee “Gee, Ziss” and Republicans claim to worship and follow him. Pronounce the name of the refugee “Hey, Zeus” and the GOP will say the same refugee is a criminal who must be banned from entering the country

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  10. 17 hours ago

    Dear : you have 52 senators who are not named ”Mitch McConnell”. You can publicly demand an up and down vote on a funding bill despite his stubborn refusal to call one. Just like protecting Mueller. Stop letting his refusal to allow a vote keep the rest of you silent.

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  11. 18 hours ago

    Well, it’s one week into the new year, and I am still writing 2016 on my checks. I guess that’s just wishful thinking.

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  12. 19 hours ago

    The other GOP senate members should force a vote. They are supposed act for the good of the country, and most of the country, even Rs do not want this wall. The country and even the GOP itself are being held hostage by two monomaniacal men.

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  13. 20 hours ago

    We’ll, all, I am officially in contract to buy a house! Close enough to the water to be nice (the nice thing about Long Island!) but not in the flood zone. And, it will shave 20 minutes each way of my commute! Yay!

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  14. 22 hours ago

    🎶If you like treasonous morons Orange fools with no brain If you like government shutdowns For the law have disdain If you like whiny tweets at midnight If you’re just not so bright Then you likely are MAGA Pray to G-d they indict🎶

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  15. 22 hours ago

    Donald, you know epic failure well: Trump casino, foundation, university, airlines, wine, vodka, magazine, Don Jr, Eric. each time, you walked away. This dumb wall: do the same thing. Cut your losses, and forget you ever thought of it.

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  16. Jan 3

    OK, one NyQuil addled, by ear name that tune, and off to bed. Good night, all!

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  17. Jan 3

    🎶Who can hold a meeting Ramble endlessly Snort a ton of Adderall Committing felony The MAGAman The MAGAman can The MAGAman can Caters to the Klan Every word so moronic Renders Pence catatonic Syphilis: seems it's chronic🎶 (hot shower helped the cold-induced grogginess)

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  18. Jan 3

    I have a bad cold, so I am too groggy to think of anything clever tonight, so, Trump is a moron. That is all.

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  19. Retweeted
    21 Dec 2018

    🎶Who can take a porn star pay 130K Whine about a wall & tell 1000 lies a day The MAGAMan the MAGAMan can The MAGAMan can, he tweets it from the can As he's conning you The MAGAMan sham every word a scam Traitorous & seditious Every claim so fictitious Resign, everybody wishes🎶

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  20. Jan 3

    Trump reads and writes as if he were five, acts as if he were three, and has an IQ of two.

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  21. Jan 3

    Well, it’s January 2019 but I’m still writing “President Obama” as if it were 2016.

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