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@How_Hardy

I live for the story. Hey my eyes are up here!

Puget Sound, Washington
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    7. srp 2019.

    Twitter seems like one of those endless corridors with a lot of doors. One day, I’ll choose one, open it and exit Twitter.

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    prije 2 sata

    Politics should have a season like football. This all year bullshit isn’t good for any of us. :)

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    prije 12 sati

    [thesis/antithesis/synthesis] 1. Is this recipe worth hand washing the food processor? 2. Are any? 3. No.

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    21. sij

    Probably actual footage of me going down in a theater.... ..... ..... .....

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    prije 6 sati
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    prije 6 sati

    I’m not responsible for the mass hysteria that erupts if I go a day without tweeting

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  7. 4. velj

    I’d still like to know how the farts get ahead of the shit.

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    People that ask you not to fill their TL with shit they don't want to see, really don't understand how Twitter works

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    Not to brag but I now wake up early every morning and think about exercising.

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  10. 4. velj

    So, watched a lot of X-Files, Project U.F.O., Sci-Fi channel. Also read stuff like Chariots of the Gods... I can now add “UFO” expert on my resume.🔎🛸🤖

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    I would like to find a boyfriend / husband for the sheer fact that I'm tired of dragging a kitchen chair over to my fridge to climb up to then stand on my tip toes to put my crock-pot back away. Also, opening jars.

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    3. velj

    [First time in a bukkake party] *curls into fetal position Look guys. I’m a glazed donut

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  13. 4. velj

    WTF Such a versatile set of letters. They can denote: Surprise Anger Consternation, Confusion Delight It’s almost endless. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

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    3. velj

    My 17 year old daughter still wakes me up by getting in my bed for a snuggle before she gets ready for school and I don't really like anything but I fucking love that shit.

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    29. lis 2019.
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    Since I must wear clothes, this will have to do. Onwards Captain!

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    1. velj

    My husband decided to become a vegetarian (which I was for 14 years.) He’s the one that encouraged me to start eating meat years ago bc it was a “hassle.” So as I eat these hot wings I get to hear about why eating meat is bad. He’s lucky I already love him bc this date sucks.

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    1. velj

    I just want someone who gets excited about me the same way my dog gets excited about treats.

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    I'm so sick of people judging poor folks for making bad food choices. Like listen Brenda, with your kombucha and weird grains, eating healthy is expensive af. Easy choice when you can either buy one deli salad or feed a family of 5 at McDonald's. Health has become a luxury BRENDA

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    21. sij

    The eat the booty memes would die if there were scratch and sniffs for what anal actually smells like

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    When I die I want my remains to be scattered at my ex's house. Also, I don't want to be cremated.

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