Allan Mott A.D. 1975

@HouseofGlib

Broadcast the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and make 'em all dance to it. He/Him

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Aug 2020

    The Bella Thorne Onlyfans "rip off" controversy (she charged $200 to unlock photos that were less racy than promised and people tried to get their money back) reminds me of one of my fave anecdotes from back when I worked graves at Source Adult Video. In the store there--

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  2. 12 hours ago

    “Do you have an issue with needles?” “Nope!” “Good. All of the men today have been little babies.” “...” “There you go!” “It’s done? I didn’t feel anything.” “Now you’re just showing off.”

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  3. 14 hours ago

    Being short is not a character flaw. Being tall is not a virtue. Dallas Sonnier is an asshole, but this tweet is 100x kinds of fucked up.

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  4. 14 hours ago

    I didn't even make it to the interview portion of that DS interview because by the point I hated the interviewer.

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  5. Retweeted
    Apr 26

    Some straight horror bros be all “I’m sick of them forcing strong woke women down our throats in horror, that’s why I only watch classics like ALIEN, HALLOWEEN, THE TERMINATOR, BLACK CHRISTMAS, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, ALIENS, and SCREAM.”

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  6. 15 hours ago

    I have a really good imagination but I cannot imagine being so utterly soulless that you would look at an animal as magnificent as an African bush elephant and think, "Give me a gun! I can't wait to kill it!"

    A secret video obtained by The New Yorker and shows the N.R.A. chief Wayne LaPierre and his wife hunting elephants. His wife, Susan, kills an elephant, cuts off its tail, and holds it in the air. “Victory!” she shouts.
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  7. 16 hours ago

    I like my contempt like I like my superheroes--barely disguised.

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  8. 17 hours ago

    One unanticipated issue I have with my Wonder Woman tattoo is now whenever I decide to wear one of my (many) pieces of WW clothing, I worry that I'm being too matchy-matchy.

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  9. 17 hours ago

    The first tape I always think of is always the first one I bought with my own money--David Lee Roth's CRAZY FROM THE HEAT ep. So that and "Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" would be my answer.

    For those of you who had one, when you think of your Walkman (or similar personal cassette player), what is the first song/album that pops into mind? For me it's the Replacements - Pleased to Meet Me.
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  10. 18 hours ago

    My barber just announced--due to the pandemic--she's closing up shop and going into finance and I'm genuinely bereft.

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  11. 18 hours ago

    Just found out Shania Twain's touring drummer is a woman named Elijah Wood and I gotta respect her refusal to rebrand despite all the obvious reasons to do so.

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  12. 18 hours ago

    Sometimes its fun to remember that a lot of bro-dudes' biggest thought leader is the bro-dude who hosted a TV show that was canceled after it filmed hot twins drinking donkey semen and urine.

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  13. 19 hours ago

    Gotta love it when Trump riffs and proves he has literally no idea what he's talking about. The Academy started calling the award the Oscar in 1939--seven years before he was born.

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  14. 19 hours ago

    Warning: May Contain Gratuitous Amounts of Griffin O'Neal.

    CDC has finally stated that you can watch GHOULIES III
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  15. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Ha! 🥰🥰

    How my mom got me 'The Return of the living dead' (1985) star Jewel Shepard's autograph. A thread.
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  16. 20 hours ago

    Twitter: HOW DARE THIS PERSON NOT DO THING Person: Here, I did thing Twitter: HOW DARE THIS PERSON DO THING AFTER WE GOT MAD THEY NOT DO THING Other People: It seems like you just wanted an excuse to be mad at this person.... Twitter: HOW DARE YOU THIS PERSON NOT DO THING

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  17. 20 hours ago

    Relatable.

    I will break my index finger to force my foot inside a shoe rather than just untie the laces and tie them back up again.
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  18. 20 hours ago

    A C.H.U.D. is a guy who'll make you die (also known as a gutbuster.) I don't want no C.H.U.D. A C.H.U.D. won't get no love from me.

    I don’t know, y’all. I’m just really happy C.H.U.D. exists. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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  19. 21 hours ago

    In much the same way that items I pre-ordered months apart always seem to arrive on the same day, the two different podcasts I've been waiting to appear on for months now are recording tomorrow and Thursday.

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  20. Apr 26

    I love how the "It's just the flu" idiots are now warning people to not get a second dose of the vaccine because some people report flu-like symptoms for a couple days.

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  21. Apr 26

    There's no way her media person didn't use "master bait" deliberately. They're screaming for help but they can only help themselves.

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