A guy took me on a date to Blue Ribbon Sushi. We ordered, and he went to the bathroom and got loaded. After an hour, I sent a busboy to see if he was okay. He had passed out in the bathroom but was fine.Inow find miso soup triggering.
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Good lord. Did he have a flask or something?
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Blame David
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One time a girl asked me to put music on and when I paired my phone to my speaker it started blaring Mambo Number 5 at full volume and she left immediately (I never heard from her again)
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I guess you won't have a little Monica in your life :(
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I wasn't feeling well but I went on this date anyway. He ordered this really extravagant burger with bacon, pineapple, and liquid cheese. I took one look at it and threw up all over the table. On both of our plates of food. We didn't have another date.
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Were you sick?
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Basically every moment that I interact with other people is embarrassing to some degree so I don’t really have a moment that shines brighter than the others
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So share 1! Start it off.
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