Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
Home_Halfway's profile
Michael sucks
Michael sucks
Michael sucks
@Home_Halfway

Tweets

Michael sucks

@Home_Halfway

I love my wife. I love my son. Black and trans lives matter.

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2012

Tweets

  • © 2022 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Michael sucks‏ @Home_Halfway 5 Apr 2019

    DRINKING AT 25: Hell yeah let's go out all night and go straight to work DRINKING AT 35: Dear diary, I had a beer last month. I've had a hangover for two fortnight. I fear this is the end

    9:10 AM - 5 Apr 2019
    • 10,171 Retweets
    • 93,826 Likes
    • 🐙Creepy Océane 📻 Exu Gadere frees tyler HernanCortez gilgunn's island Lynn Pescaro jaywking 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆 migrating coconut
    681 replies 10,171 retweets 93,826 likes
      1. Michael sucks‏ @Home_Halfway 5 Apr 2019

        Thanks to all of you who told me it gets worse and worse as we age. Bless you

        41 replies 31 retweets 1,751 likes
        Show this thread
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. RMJ=H‏ @rmj_equals_hero 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @Home_Halfway

        more like dear diarrhea amirite?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Single Malt‏ @gtobynj 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @Home_Halfway

        It just takes more practice

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Horace Van der Graafer‏ @CaptFamous 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @Home_Halfway

        Counterpoint: DRINKING AT 25: Three Jack and cokes, 7 pbrs, 2 shots of well tequila, puke DRINKING AT 35: Two session IPAs, one mid shelf neat whiskey, a g&t, 5 glasses of water, bed.

        4 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. LV-426‏ @FerolusD 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @CaptFamous @Home_Halfway

        That's like 2 hours worth of beverages, tops. Including the water.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Show replies
      1. New conversation
      2. Roxi Horror  💀 🌸‏ @roxiqt 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @Home_Halfway

        😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Michael sucks‏ @Home_Halfway 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @roxiqt

        Four drinks with @robfromonline on Wednesday night and I'm still reeling. Yay!

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      4. Show replies
      1. Nick Karasuk 🌱‏ @Veggieman14 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @Home_Halfway

        35?? That’s me at 23 lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Michelle Desaulniers  🇨🇦‏ @Michelledezz 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @Home_Halfway

        DRINKING AT 49: I had a coffee after supper & was up past midnight last Sunday. Still recovering. 😝

        6 replies 7 retweets 533 likes
      3. 4G Lee‏ @machminer 5 Apr 2019
        Replying to @Michelledezz @Home_Halfway

        And was up 3 times to pee.

        3 replies 1 retweet 272 likes
      4. Show replies

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2022 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info