History420Bird

@History420bird

Helen Keller haunted my old house. Survived the 1993 Cowboy Super Bowl riot.

Joined March 2016

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    Jan 28
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  2. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Conor McGregor successfully nuked roughly 23% of an entire UFC fight card. That's amazing.

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  3. 4 hours ago

    Ready for this Exxxotica Friendaversary with the one and only !!

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  4. 4 hours ago
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  5. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Showboating level 💯

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  6. Apr 1

    So...I dont get how Easter works. I know its been on 4/20 a couple times in my life and now it's on April Fools? Does the Ground Hog determine when the Easter Bunny comes?

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  7. Mar 31

    The "Economic Growth" section at the Bush library is pretty funny. Its literally 2 spinning wheels, a computer and some cowboy boots.

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  8. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    Live shot of Johnny Manziel tryin’ to get back into the NFL. Merica.

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  9. Mar 26

    When Winston Churchill visited the U.S. during prohibition, he brought a doctors note with him!

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    Killer Mike out here showing us the road from Bernie Sanders to Tomi Lahren ain't exactly a long one

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  11. Mar 23

    Me twice a week...atleast

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  12. Mar 22

    Out of all of Bush's cheerleaders in the run up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq, John Bolton may have been the dumbest. Of course Trump picked him to be his 3rd National Security Advisor.

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  13. Mar 21

    Trump is tweeting that Alan Dershowitz thinks Trump is innocent. You know your in deep shit when you have to brag that OJ Simpsons ex lawyer thinks your innocent. Wonder if they can find gloves small enough to fit Trump

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    NPR saying they may have just found the Austin bomber dead in Round Rock... Yes I listen to NPR. Hope its true

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  15. Mar 21

    NPR saying they may have just found the Austin bomber dead in Round Rock... Yes I listen to NPR. Hope its true

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    Ivanka Trump pitches workforce development in Iowa and visits a science and Robotics lab.

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  17. Mar 19

    Facebook lost 37 billion today and Zuckerberg fell out of the Forbes top 5. Talk about having a shitty Monday

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  18. Mar 19

    Rumsfelds Iraq War Predictions vs Reality Claimed Cost: 21 billion Actual Cost: US switched the Iraq budget to the CIA black book in 2011.Cost taxpayers atleast 2 trillion Time: "5 days, 5 weeks or 5 months but it definitely wont last longer than that". Try 15 years

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  19. Mar 19

    Rememeber when the american media was laughing at Baghdad Bobs claims that the US would regret the Iraq invasion, that it would become a quagmire, that US soldiers would commit suicide...15 years later and the media isnt laughing anymore

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  20. Mar 19

    15 years ago today the US launched its first preemptive war. The reasons: 1. WMDs (false) 2. Saddam Hussein links to Al Qaeda (false) 3. Iraq bought aluminum tubes from Niger (false)

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  21. Mar 19
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