Hisham  

@HishamElfar

Drinker of TEA, Devourer of CAKE! I work on a train. I like books... A LOT!

York, England
hishamelfar.wordpress.com
Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 17

    I dream of any day being half as boring again! 😶 The Most Boring Day In History Was April 11, 1954

    2 retweets 4 likes
  2. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    Looking for something to read tonight? Try "Equoid," a Laundry Files novella from :

    3 replies 22 retweets 47 likes
  3. 9 hours ago

    When I came home from work today my flatmates Husky was hoping was coming home too!

    2 replies 3 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    And here we can see the mighty stegosaurus

    25 replies 1,027 retweets 2,182 likes
  5. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    This Anchorman spoof is EVERYTHING. Watch & staying 'not-classy' for

    The Last Lag Anchorman
    291 replies 7,035 retweets 11,470 likes
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    11 hours ago

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    doin the meme

    65 replies 2,178 retweets 4,570 likes
  8. 12 hours ago

    Why thank you. Also, by complete coincidence I think I Just found your phone! 😎

    is the sexist man alive. I get tingles when he tweets. Also, I does anyone know where I left my phone? 😇
    1 reply
  9. 12 hours ago

    *looks at how much tapwater I drink* 🙄 "You know what, I'm cool with that!"

    Feedback: Tap water is turning Brits gay, says candidate
  10. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Is the best cash machine in York? Yes, yes it is.

    6 replies 11 retweets 41 likes
  11. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen

    255 replies 29,135 retweets 75,312 likes
  12. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods" Alexa: "Buying Whole Foods" Bezos: Shit

    824 replies 66,230 retweets 149,514 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    Wow! Evolution

    34 replies 1,922 retweets 4,767 likes
  14. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Um, Paul...

    25 replies 193 retweets 852 likes
  15. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    I'm a Northern Ireland native journalist and can't find full time paid work, but someone at Sky News Australia thinks Sinn Fein is a person.

    559 replies 7,366 retweets 15,091 likes
  16. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    1 Here's the EU energy law. There's no rules on cladding to use for buildings: Germany bans the cladding in question

    FFS. No. EU energy efficiency regulation did NOT mean flammable cladding had to be used. How low can Kippers sink?
    9 replies 397 retweets 325 likes
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    22 hours ago

    Theresa May : "I couldn't speak to residents of Grenfell Tower because of security concerns" The Queen : "Hold my crown..."

    1:14
    The Queen and Prince William meet people helping those affected by the fire in London
    239 replies 13,128 retweets 21,886 likes
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    21 hours ago

    The Earth, as it looked on 2017-06-14. This GIF was made using 21 images from NASA's EPIC aboard DSCOVR.

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    Yikes! Theresa May’s unfavourable rating is higher than Donald Trump’s!

    I mean little over 6 weeks ago she was the most popular prime minister ever. And then people saw more of her.
    6 replies 52 retweets 64 likes
  20. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Theresa May shat herself when she saw the papers this morning.

    Theresa May will visit victims in hospital this morning
    14 replies 34 retweets 72 likes
  21. 21 hours ago
    Replying to

    ... Maybe make sure there isn't a Revenue Protection team onboard or that a Copper isn't sat behind you!

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