If your Champagne Comedy doesn't come from the Champagne region of France, it's just sparkling humour.
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@Hippopeteamus
Dr. Hippo. Physicist / Chemical Engineer. Internationally unsuccessful composer. TTRPG Freak and Aircraft Nerd. Of archaeological interest only.
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Me: Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar, and order a beer, and a half, and a quarter, (...) and the bartender gives them two beers and says, good that you know your limits!
Class: *dead silence*
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DON’T CHOOSE VIOLENCE TODAY!!! WE LOVE YOU!🫶🏻
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Watching the Rings of Power and...... not totally hating it?
I'd wager few know Tolkien's works and world better than I do. I admit I've created a lot of (TTRPG) fanfic in this realm. But the Master and Commander quote got me.
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This is standard. And if the academic in charge chooses to assign a fair marking load to the casual marker, they end up having to make up the difference, and spending all their waking hours marking.
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Another example of what I'd call "bulk standard" wage theft at an Australian university: piece rates for marking that don't begin to cover the time taken to mark abc.net.au/news/2022-09-0
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Phew. Thought I was a goner.
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Too much like hard work.
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I love any conspiracy that requires scientists to
- coordinate with each other
- keep a secret
- have money
✨aspirational ✨
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“CERN is plotting the end of the world” sir we can barely plot nice-looking histograms
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Take that, infernal word-thing
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Steady on, Melbourne. That's a bit extreme.
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Australia is working on acquiring hypersonic missiles capable of travelling between Melbourne and Sydney in just seven minutes. 7NEWS.com.au #7NEWS
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Trying to reflect on his real achievements and not dwell on the lost opportunities that followed.
Former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev has died at 91
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After the days of #mikhailgorbachev I remember sitting in my hotel bar watching American businessmen all hopped up on "Democracy" buying teenage sex workers who during the Soviet Union would have been at uni but now b/c the economy collapse were up for sale to the West & USA.
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Hey Wordle, did I remember to say 'fuck you' this morning?
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Here's the cover art for "Crippled God", the last one for amazing serie of books.
I would like to thank Nicolas Merrien and Emmanuel Chastelliere there, the two french translators and hard core fans for their incredible help on those covers.
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Interesting how the gob-smacking ludicrousness of the headline is immediately contextualised when you see who's written it.
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I thought I was genuinely going to fail with this one.
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I knew a lot of these people at uni, bless them.
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Littleproud reckons it's a waste of an inquiry to carry out a second one into Morrison, particularly as there are so many other scandals, rorts and assaults on democracy that need inquiries.
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If someone doesn't specify that their "regards" are "kind" then it can only be assumed that they are sending both hostile regards and an assassin.
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Imagine dying this Looney Tunes ass death.
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A world war 2 bunker with fake air vent
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God DAMN
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I'm not sure why of all words I chose that one, but anyway
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Genuinely annoyed about this one.
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Laidback DM. Just what the doctor ordered.
Maps.
Adventures.
Magazines.
Gaming Tools.
Even Poetry.
On sale at
drivethrurpg.com/m/browser/publ
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I'm afraid a couple of university security guys experienced a seldom-seen side of my character today.
I think my students were quite entertained.
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A nice coffee and 3 guesses. Ahhhhh.
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Given the first two guesses, not displeased
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This is actual cyberpunk
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Whale, hail.
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Inquiry into whether Morrison *still* secretly holds any ministries
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Lachlan Murdoch, of the Fox Corporation, has repeatedly accused a small Australian news site of defaming him in a column that claimed links between the Murdochs and the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.
On Monday, the news organization, Crikey, responded: Sue us.
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The curse strikes again
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tttttoooooo mmmmmmaaaaannnnnyyyyy oooopppppttttiiiioooonnnnns
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Are dumpling wrappers 'pastry'? (y/n)
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