Looked at the “Plot to Kidnap the Governor of Michigan” FBI affidavit and immediately found exactly what I expected.pic.twitter.com/VucZoqucKa
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Charming use of the passive voice here. Gee, I wonder who told the other attendees to leave if they didn’t want to “participate in attacks against the government”? Can’t think of any way to guess!pic.twitter.com/WU3na3kCaJ
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Wow, the guy with the “let’s construct a clearly-ineffective IED together” could have been anyone on that list.pic.twitter.com/OJSa2DyNjH
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What a good friend either CHS-1, CHS-2, UCE-1, or UCE-2 is!pic.twitter.com/vfAl7jE9yB
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The two confidential informants, each of whom is unaware of the other’s status, are trying to entrap each other here lmaopic.twitter.com/3PDErloW5h
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I see this cartoonishly fake plot is back in the news, and I realized I hadn’t finished the first affidavit. That’s the second “everybody who doesn’t jump into the bushes right now gets indicted!” moment. Also, god. Those fucking cop jokes.pic.twitter.com/0aIDWbChUf
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haha wonder how many other groups they trained in IEDs and which will slip and go tsarnaev or that rcmp shooter. whoopsie
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Broke: cops planting drugs against Black drivers during traffic stops to meet arrest quotas Woke: FBI informants possibly suggesting to build a bomb "for the lolz"
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