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Hilary
@Hilary_W
Head of Audience . Formerly Editor of . Formerly Scotland Editor . Formerly baby. Pansexual. Trans ally
she/her 
Edinburgh, ScotlandJoined April 2009
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i need to know who uber drivers are always on the phone with
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HONORED to be this homosexual
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Homosexual wins 15 thousand dollars guessing Britney Spears song based on a single note
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I once knew a guy who got more women to sleep with him than you could imagine, despite being average looking, on the short side and usually broke, so I asked him his secret.
He said "I just am really nice, but not like in a way that I want anything in return."
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Pete Davidson just dropped off pizza from Spumoni Gardens for striking Writer’s Guild members in Greenpoint
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*your driver is in a silver 2012 Toyota Corolla*
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Holy shit. This took a lot of guts to do and has to be a major blow for Netflix. Thank you so much. #UnionStrong
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The Duffer Brothers say filming on ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5 will not begin until the writers’ strike concludes with a fair deal.
“Writing does not stop when filming begins... We hope a fair deal is reached soon so we can all get back to work.”
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im 40 and i don’t date girls over 24
my girlfriends are 20, 21 and 24. the 24yo i’ve been with her since 2 years
too much mileage and baggage when they’re older than that. trust me i’ve tested it extensively
so i recommend you do the same
18-24 only
understand the game
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The Met arrested members of the City of Westminster’s Night Safety team. They are volunteers. They were pulled last night at 2am and have been held for 14 hours. One of them came out of the station in tears. Police didn’t apologise.
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my dad has been speaking to a royalist in his street and when my dad said we should get rid of the monarchy this bloke said "who would you have in charge instead... a load of transgenders?" and im obsessed with the idea that you can either have a king or a council of trans people
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Not Ru giving him a crown and a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics! 😬
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my dad has been speaking to a royalist in his street and when my dad said we should get rid of the monarchy this bloke said "who would you have in charge instead... a load of transgenders?" and im obsessed with the idea that you can either have a king or a council of trans people
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Elon thinks he's assembling The Avengers but it's more like The Ex-Men because all of their wives left them😂
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As per Royal Tradition dating back to the 1470s, in service of her King, Penny Mordaunt will now raise a Private army and invade Suffolk
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The relieved look of someone who, after many years, can finally move freely around the board in any direction be it horizontally, vertically or diagonally. #Coronation
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If this guy doesn't turn out to be a 20 year old Just Stop Oil protester in disguise I am going to be SO disappointed #Coronation
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King Charles III has been crowned
God Save The King
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"I'll ask you one more time: how did the crown come to be filled with venomous snakes, Louis?"
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Liz Truss at the Coronation like an actor who appeared in one episode of Doctor Who attending Comic Cons for the rest of their life.
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Before forming a meaningful relationship with anyone you should always ask them if they’ve ever camped out for a Royal event
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