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The pyramids are over 4500 years old and not to be a bitch but it shows
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Whatever happened to ol’ fashioned family values? Like eating dinner together and supporting each other and wearing only white and shaving your head and giving all your possessions and women to the Leader and — oh crap I joined a cult
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I Don't care what we've said in our raps, woman come No 1. We all owe our lives to wemon.
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In the last decade: - I met my future wife - I got my legs stuck in two separate toilets - I got married - I sued the toilet maker for $14 million - My wife left me for a guy who wasn’t stuck in two toilets - I lost the toilet money gambling online - Legs still stuck in toilets
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If you liked it, then you should have put five golden rings on it.
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Please donate to my kickstarter to make a porno that will be called “The Nutting Professor” starring an Eddie Murphy look alike who plays his own step-father, step-mother, and step-sister, all of whom he fucks. This is my life’s work.
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Sure, you’ve seen the warnings on products that include small objects about the choking hazard they pose to children? But did you know that adults can also choke on small objects? Next time you think of swallowing a small object, remember: even adults can choke.
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If I were a guard and there was a killer on the loose I’d prolly be jamming out with headphones and the other guard behind me would be all “he’s killing me!” and I’d not turn around but just be like “what’s that you say? Killer beats?” and keep jamming ignorant to the murder.
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I am starting a new public awareness campaign to warn the public that small objects are also a choking hazard to adults. It’s called “Choking Hazards: The Small Killer.” Thank you for donating to my kickstarter.
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the government charges $572321423.57 more for a one foot submarine than subway (private corporation) does. just more corruption.pic.twitter.com/D1E1hWOKzy
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[naming the white house] President: any ideas? Guy who named the Orange: are u sitting down for this
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I don't like candy corn. I don't care how many times it has saved my life.
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Me: Trick or treat Neighbor: You aren’t even wearing a costume Me: I’m dressed as an adult Neighbor: Yeah it looks like you’re like 30 Me: It’s a really good costume
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HERMIONE: I’m so glad to be at a high school without all the stuff muggle schools have: sex, drugs... DUMBLEDORE: There’s literally so much you're just a fricking nerd
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Dad: Time to watch Down Syndrome Alley Me: DAD! Dad: Oh I mean Down Syndrome Abbeypic.twitter.com/IsMAQrSQaF
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“My tax dollars pay your salary!” I say as I am tackled by a Walmart security guard, spilling several liters of stolen margarita mixer, which I mistakenly assumed was alcoholic.
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Adulthood feels exactly like when you’re going downstairs and you expect there to be another step but then there isn’t.
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My name is Larry Penislicker so as you can imagine Larry the Cable Guy totally ruined my first name for me.https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1176984289667215360 …
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So is there a Mrs. Federal Boobie Inspector?
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Bad news. SNL has unearthed several thousand clips of me making fun of people's mommas. I will no longer be joining the show. Please know that I myself had a momma, and this was simply a four decade long comedy misfire and whatnot.
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