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I'm proud to announce the launch of my new venture, Market Structure Pizza™, an app that lets you order the same pizza you normally would but all the profits go towards providing price improvement to retail investors
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If you try to buy a Market Structure Pizza for $19.98, a bid for 5,000 pizzas for $19.99 will appear in front of you within 2 milliseconds, followed by an offer of 1 small pizza with no toppings at $20.00.
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If you send a market order to buy the small pizza for $20.00, it will disappear and you will be filled against a resting $99.99 offer for a deep-dish pineapple and ham pie. Delivery is free, please remember to tip your driver (PFOF) at Market Structure Pizza.
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What about fractional shares, such as 1/8 of a pizza pie?
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Oh we have that functionality 100%. On the flip side, If you order 10,000 pizzas the app has a special matching system that fills your order, we call it the “Pepperoni Crossing Network”
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