Pony Magnate

@HiddenPinky

I came here to be a dog and pony show. And I'm all out of dogs.

In a stable. Relationship.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. pro 2019.

    I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas And a happy new year. Genie (tearing up): No one's ever spent them all on me before.

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    prije 23 sata

    *puts sriracha on a kangaroo* HOT POCKET

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    30. sij

    For CESSPOOL 's Tweet Call and Response: Hit Me With Your Best Snot by Pat Benadryl.

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    i dont have time to watch which brand is feminist now on the superbowl but here are guesses: - 3 musketeers are women but still hot yas - NFL cheerleaders announce they are getting paid ($7/hour yas) - mr peanut was murdered by a... woman?? yas - dove soap livestreams a murder

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  5. prije 19 sati
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    4. stu 2014.

    [2 gators hanging out on a river bank] "Remind me again, Carl. Are we crocodiles or--" We're alligators, Gary. Jesus Christ.

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  8. 2. velj

    "Ugh, it splurted all over my face and into my mouth!" - my wife, after trying to use eye drops.

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  9. 1. velj

    Teacher: We can disagree without being disagreeable. Me: Wrong, Sugar-tits.

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  10. 31. sij
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  11. 31. sij
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    The beauty at the end of the bar puts a cherry in her mouth and pulls out the knotted stem. I put an entire banana in my mouth and pull out the knotted peel. I regurgitate the banana on the bar, maintaining eye contact. You're going home with her but you will never forget me.

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    30. sij

    Is Elizabeth Warren real or have right-wing minds simply conjured her from existing materials like a woke golem

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    27. sij
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    I don't care where they lay Mr. Peanut to rest. I will find him, I will dig him up, I will grind him into peanut butter, I will smear him on my balls, and I will visit the nearest dog park ready to rumble

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  15. 29. sij
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    9. ožu 2019.

    i can’t help but feel somewhat responsible for some of the stuff that i do

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  17. 27. sij

    This is an opportunity, . Hear me out: Walking Dead Mr. Peanut.

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    20. sij

    People Giving Writing Advice: Be you, just write what you know Me, typing: “Her eyes shimmered like oil in a deep fryer. She had hair like brown linguini, and thighs like albino sea lions.” People: wait no, why are you like that

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  19. 27. sij

    Ronald McDonald brings his new boyfriend, Pennywise, to meet his parents. "Mom, Dad...I'm lovin' IT."

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  20. 27. sij

    My girlfriend has Resting Bitch Personality.

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  21. 26. sij

    The pallbearers heave the casket with a simultaneous jumpshot. It smoothly falls into the grave. "Kobe," they whisper.

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