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Jessy Pants
@HeyJessyPants
Trickster Goddess. Nerd. Singer. Crafter. Green Ajah. Amyrlin, & . Hell-bent feminist she-devil. ADHD. Bi. She/Her. BLM.
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Having ADHD is such an expensive condition in the real world. You forget to do one thing, pay one bill, now you got fees to worry about in a world that doesn’t care that your mind moves differently. I’m tired.
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Me: thinking about how cute I look in this vintage style swim cap I just got.
Also me: remembering that time said that if I were any more confident I'd be bordering on megalomania... 😂
But, like, I'm really fucking cute tho. Big Midge Maisel Energy.
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And y'all wonder why we're pissed off all the time. Fuck off.
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It's only been 100 years since *we got the right to vote*.
And don't even get me started on reproductive rights, or what it's like for trans women, women of color, indienous women, or women in male-dominated fields, or or or...
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And it's only been a little over 40 years since women could finally open their own *checking accounts* and *credit cards* without a man's name also on the account.
Women have only been able to be truly financially independent *within my lifetime*.
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Like, we are not at all far removed from a time period when women were legally considered *property*. Like *livestock*. Like *cattle*.
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You know, it kind of *is* "all men" though.
Because all men, even the ones who are actively anti-misogyny, still benefit from the very same social, political, religious, etc. structures that have systematically oppressed women for millenia.
So.
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I made a discord server that automatically posts everything from 35 different animal accounts. The days ahead are going to be rough, and I'd argue twitter is one of the worst places to be right now. So I'm taking the best of the site and putting it here.
discord.gg/krdKEp2Y46
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BREAKING NEWS: #TheWheelOfTime has recast Saidin and Saidar for Season 2. Dunno about you Darkfriends, but #RandlandTV is hanging Dragon’s Fangs on all our doors . . . 🖤😎#GothsOfTime
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Sometimes it's nice to focus on our strengths.
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The ADHD Strengths Iceberg
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Bi update: I'm irresistibly bisexual, basically all the time.
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respectfully i reject the premise of “being civil”
large groups of wealthy white men sat around for centuries civilly discussing the genocide and enslavement of millions of people. politely. over tea.
i do not believe in being nice i believe in liberation.
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Do we know any fantasy book illustrators for hire?
Post a pic of your art? An author is looking.
Neuro diverse author and hero: ND artists especially welcome!
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I’m Ben Chou, the person who created drive thru voting in Texas — causing Republicans to lose their minds and pass a bill outlawing drive thru voting.
Now I’m running for office in Texas to flip a seat blue. Can you RT and help me fight back against voter suppression?
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Bi update: I'm expertly and amiably bisexual.
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My hope for you is that you have great boundaries and you don't expose yourself to toxic people. In case you encountered some recently, this article is for you.
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did I accomplish my goals for this year? no. but did I look after my physical and mental health? not at all. but did I maintain a proper diet and sleep schedule? listen,
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I have a colleague in this meeting who looks just like Lin-Manuel Miranda.
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Tweet #Lan
Tweet #Moiraine
Tweet #Rand
Tweet #Egwene
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Mat: So I’m bi-
Talmanes: *gasps*
Mat: -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.
Talmanes: Oh... *takes a sip of water, disappointed*
Mat: Oh, and I also like boys.
Talmanes: *spits out water*
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I will be LIVE tonight at 9:00pm EST talking with . If you didn’t know, I’ll be live every Monday night at this timr going forward. Tune in!
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A reminder.
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Do you scroll right to the "personal life" section of every Wikipedia bio or are you straight?
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We have a new Slack channel at work called # weird-things-in-my-house
Some of my colleagues have some weird shit in their houses
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Tell him that you think Nynaeve is a shitty Wisdom for a 10% discount. #ThatchingByCennBuie
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Big same.
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This. I was just "gifted" enough to hide how hard it was for me to get school work done & that ultimately prolonged my struggle. I was never a squeaky enough wheel to get help, I just wasn't "living up to my potential" or "doing as well as [they] knew I could." twitter.com/blkgirllostkey…
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If you often procrastinate, open this
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Commercial: "Smell irresistible with Axe body spray."
Me: "Smell irresistible, wash your balls and your clothes."
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Who's got two thumbs and just found out that Most Extreme Elimination Challenge is available on Prime Video? This guy. #notactuallyaguy
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Fucking Zoey ate my custom mouth guard again. That's the fourth one. Like, I can't miss one single day of putting the fucking thing in a drawer where she can't get at it because she'll gank it immediately. I'm fucking LIVID.
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join us live at The Dusty Wheel! pscp.tv/w/cyFMMjF6dkVO
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At least half of this video is me staring in dumbfounded wonderment. I also have a crackpot theory at the end.
youtu.be/a-F1Qlbowh4
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