DARPA Dad on Twitter: ""A girlfriend is not a vending machine where you put in the right amount of coins and sex falls out." really wish i came up with this myself"

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"A girlfriend is not a vending machine where you put in the right amount of coins and sex falls out." really wish i came up with this myself

3:10 PM - 8 Feb 2012

1. DARPA Dad‏ @Hexjackal 7 Apr 2016
  @rrwagner59 some poster on something awful years ago
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