Herr Jernman

@HerrJernman

Never knowingly under-seasoned.

Joined September 2011
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  1. 24 May 2015

    Toast crumb owl

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  2. 7 Mar 2015

    GENIUS ": This is my column from today. About nosey arseholes leering at your newspaper on the tube. "

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  3. 7 Mar 2015

    A video about massive tackles

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    3 Mar 2015

    Pretending to be fascinated by some onions while waiting for the person inspecting every single carrot to move

    57 replies 1,937 retweets 3,118 likes
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    17 Feb 2015

    Pancake 1: On floor Pancake 2: Burnt Pancake 3: Edible but tiny Pancake 4: Nearly perfect Pancake... Oh, out of mix <Repeat in a year>

    45 replies 2,352 retweets 2,789 likes
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  6. 14 Jan 2015

    Ugliest chair in the universe? Check out this item I found on eBay:

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    27 Dec 2014

    Unusual Light Pillars over Latvia:

    8 replies 115 retweets 118 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2014

    On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642

    2,219 replies 68,644 retweets 77,954 likes
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  9. 29 Oct 2014

    I think FKA Twigs will win this year's Competition: via

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    22 Oct 2014

    Never feeling more terrified than when someone asks if they can "have a quick chat"

    96 replies 3,939 retweets 3,919 likes
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    17 Oct 2014

    Sometimes I think we’re alone in the Universe and sometimes I think we’re not. In either case the idea is quite staggering. ARTHUR C CLARKE

    9 replies 364 retweets 285 likes
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    16 Oct 2014

    To refer to someone as drunk in the 18th century, you could say 'Sir Richard has taken off his considering cap'

    45 replies 542 retweets 475 likes
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    13 Oct 2014

    We rely on NHS workers in times of trouble - let's support them today when they strike for a properly funded NHS

    16 replies 342 retweets 179 likes
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    7 Oct 2014

    Delighted with my rider.

    6 replies 16 retweets 33 likes
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  15. 21 Sep 2014

    props to records for including .flac downloads with their vinyl. Yum!

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    21 Sep 2014

    Can someone please bring a whole pig's heart to my show tonight, if you have one. Cheers.

    11 replies 11 retweets 12 likes
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    27 Aug 2014

    Laugh at Norman all you like. He’ll wipe the floor with the lot of them on powdered egg week.

    9 replies 110 retweets 153 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    10 Jul 2014

    Poem#1851. 'Krul'.

    16 replies 230 retweets 121 likes
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  19. 8 Jul 2014

    Yuck. Can't watch the footy anymore - embarrassed for Brazil :(

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    2 Jul 2014

    I've met people like dimitrov. Huge, uncomplicated goons. Empty off-court existence. Horrible creatures.

    3 replies 15 retweets 20 likes
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