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For the record, it has not yet been confirmed that a lion ate me. Herpes Monkey: 1, Qaddafi: 0
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Can someone send me a link confirming a lion or tiger ate me?
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Qaddafi is dead. But I'm still here!
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Stupid lion is in for an itchy surprise when he wakes up tomorrow.
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I may or may not be inside a lion's stomach right now. Can anyone confirm?
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#NowPlaying Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive on@Spotifyhttp://open.spotify.com/track/2DX0WG5OGLQLaXb41Cq1IA … -
I'm itchy.
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Last monkey standing.
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Is
#Glee new tonight? -
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Oh no! Is
@ZanesvilleWolf really dead now? We got separated. -
Hey
@ZanesvilleWolf! It's just you and me now buddy. -
Asking Siri for escape route suggestions.
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I need John Boehner's address. No reason.
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Dear
@ShepSmith, I killed three of the bengal tigers with my bare hands. -
Don't be a fool. Cover your banana.
Herpes Monkey
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