Hemp Stevens

Living on Hummus, coffee n' greek yogurt... my pants have smelled better.

duh >> RT @PopSci: How do you get rid of invasive plants on dangerous terrain? Zap them from a helicopter http://pops.ci/IqQu3Z 

@PopSci I'm playing R.C. Pro-Am ... #samsies

Earlier today I walked by a PERFECTLY S-shaped dog turd & didn't tweet a photo of it so I guess what I'm saying is that I'm growin up, guys

@JoshGorfain fair is fair ... #AffleckSpaceGod

@MMABeatdown thankfully Owen has never taken to them pal. #YogaBuns

Dammit where are my skates!!! RT @NYIslanders: #Isles Ice Girl tryouts are underway at @NYIIceworks! http://nyisl.es/21g5HU 

@MMABeatdown my gold medal hangs from my bed post ... I tried to build a case, but Owen through a football through it... twice

What!? Ummm Bills n' Phins way better than the Jets RT @doylemike3: If tom brady is out, jets are set this year

Mejia > Puig - 2 AB, 2 Flailing K's #Mets #Dodgers

Yeah, all those reports stating #Flores can't field ... about that... #Mets #Beauty

Not a strike. #Mets #Ike

Thx Mr. Umpire for getting into a good position to see that play at the plate. #Mets ... sheesh

Really, really want #Vodka sauce all the sudden.

Brent and Wayne Gretzky hold the NHL record for most combined points by 2 brothers with 2861. Brent: 4, Wayne: 2857.

@sbnation I just had 5 straight birdies!!! ... wait, I just had 5 straight burgers. #NearlySame

Put it in the books :) ... another #Mets victory - this team ain't bad

@ischafer out of my dreams, into my (RC Pro-Am) car - Very welcome good sir and #LetsGoMets #HarveyStupidFilth

@ischafer hahahaha, how could you not! Fire up R.C. Pro Am WHILE listening and you have created a time machine for all practical purposes :)