This year has been relentless.
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Professional fan girl, Sun Devil alum, breakfast enthusiast, dog person and an old desert soul. ELP
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Old enough to remember the collapse of MySpace and I can confidently say Twitter is in its “Blingee” stage
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Hire these wonderful people! 💻
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Shutting down BuzzFeed News is a just such a waste... the talented people who've already left, the talented people who stayed, the WORK and creativity we've put in every day throughout it all.
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Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.
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I can’t stop thinking about this line. Not just sending her away, but only arranging for part of the trip, is such a specific NYC detail. Is the taxi to get her to a station where she doesn’t have to transfer? Or perhaps a station where she would?!
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However, today I got a notice from USPS of an outbound package using the return label in my stolen box as it is addressed from me. The thief went to the trouble to steal the box, then made a special trip to the post office to return it to the company? /2
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Welp, I am officially caught up & yes, everyone was right about this show. Now I can stop hiding articles/memes & be part of The Discourse™️
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I spent the first part watching Succession thinking they worked in Midtown & when I realized they were (obviously) in the Financial District, it flipped my whole perception. Like, do you think Logan Roy frequented the UNO’s at South Street Seaport?
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Just turned 37, but young enough to stay up until midnight to see it, so I guess that’s something.
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My brand strategy as a DJ in 2007: MySpace bulletins, Facebook Notes, PureVolume page
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Coming up this Friday at noon in Room 320 — “Knowing your brand in Radio” with Abby Zufelt, Director & Prof. of Practice of the Digital Audiences Lab (@CronkiteAgency)
Learn how to brand yourself as a radio journalist!
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Thoroughly enjoying Class of 07 on Amazon Prime. A group of women challenged with post-apocalyptic survival, but it’s comedy? A soundtrack of 2007 alternative bangers? An Australian cast with TWO Please Like Me alum? SO GOOD.
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WELCOME ARIES SZN! COURAGE AND AN INABILITY TO CARE ABOUT CONSEQUENCES! FASTER THAN THE HERD AND A FEAR OF BEING STILL! THE THRILL OF A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE AND A LACK OF FOLLOW THROUGH! BOREDOM IS ENEMY #1! RISK EVERYTHING FOR A FLEETING MOMENT OF GLORY! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!
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Princeton STUNS Arizona and just like that, only 0.12% of brackets remain perfect. 
#MarchMadness
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THE ASHLEY HARRIS TOUR 2023
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Stoked to announce The Amplified Echoes Tour with
@ManchesterOrch and @MiddleKidsMusic! Tickets are on sale Thursday, March 16 at 10am local.
JimmyEatWorld.lnk.to/Tour
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A lot of people underestimate just how giant Los Angeles is. They're all "I'll be in LA let's meet up" so you ask "where" then gotta explain no, you won't. I made this map based on my 10 years there to show its size in a more relatable way, based on drive time between parts of LA
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LA. lodge room. TONIGHT. 9PM. limited tickets available. let’s gooooo
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Every time I see this it makes me think Mickey Mouse is announcing a new job on LinkedIn
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NEW VENUE NEWS: to debut this spring in DTLA. Boasting a 1,600-capacity main room, it's situated just west of the 110. Details:
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111 years ago, Arizona was named the 48th state, and on that same day, Phoenix was named the Capital. Not only are we celebrating our statehood, but also our city, which has flourished into a booming metropolitan area filled to the brim with diversity and culture! HBD AZ! 🥳❤️🔥
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Please don't take the internet's last textual platform from me. I don't want to do the thing where I film little videos of me pointing at words
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This is the only match up I care about this weekend 🌵♥️
I… don’t even know what to say about this… other than thank you. Thank you for being there, thank you for being there WITH me. 💔
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This album rules. I wrote about the many reasons why: stereogum.com/2211289/ted-le
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The gun safety regulations introduced tomorrow for LA county (unincorporated areas only) will include banning sales of .50 caliber handguns and ammo, banning carrying of all guns on county property including beaches, parks, county plazas and dept. bldgs...
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I didn’t know I was watching the last episode of Joe Pera Talks With You until it was over. 😢 Wow, what a wonderful experience this show was.
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Pretty sure this ranks up with the Beyoncé tour announcement right?
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NEW TODAY: The Gin Blossoms to open for Jimmy Eat World at free Super Bowl Experience concert @abc15 abc15.com/entertainment/
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This year’s best picture nominees if they took place in LA:
The Banshees of Inisherin:
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I recently went through a box of stuff from high school & found this riveting essay I wrote about my favorite band in 2000, and where I seemed to claim that I discovered ska, or something.
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i need to know everything about mark
Watching Laguna Beach on Netflix and it feels like we as Millennials should have tried harder to not let Gen Z see this. It’s so embarrassing, they’re going to know too much.
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Tár had many chilling moments, but none more than when she didn’t like a decision by her team at the record label & emailed the head of the company directly.
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Arizona kids know you freeze a water bottle the night before & let it melt.
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I never once took a water bottle to school nor did my friends.
How did we survive?
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