imagining someone using a "worn by force not by fear" custom-printed seatbelt
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I mean, if it gets them to wear masks

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I like 'worn by force, not by fear' because it's got a bit of toxic masculinity going for it.
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I like "forced to comply" because it sounds kinky
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Concept: "my other mask is a ball gag"
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Concept: this mask is also a ball gag
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do they know you can still talk while wearing them
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Apparently they do not
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I saw one of these in public, and as an experiment I made a loud offended huffing noise, and you could see in the dude's eyes that his tiny caveman brain gave him a dopamine reward for upsetting someone..., so everyone please make sure you do that so they'll keep wearing masks
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I love this xD "Save The Country! Act Offended!" :p
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