Mack

@Helldalgo

I am but an egg

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2012.

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  1. 17. ruj 2017.

    Nuclear reactor from the USS Baltimore. 1,384,000kg and welded to a 488-tire trailer, on its way to a trench in the desert.

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  2. 9. ruj 2017.

    failed an ideological Turing test by portraying conservatives as opposed to women carrying guns.

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  3. 7. ruj 2017.

    This is actually how I dealt with hiding that I'd failed out of engineering...chronic hives

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  4. 29. kol 2017.

    "Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it."

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    21. kol 2017.

    In some rural US areas, underfunded soup kitchens, towards winter, depend on roadkill like deer meat; an instance of late-stag capitalism.

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  6. 24. kol 2017.

    If I do it in a lab it's research. If I do it in my basement it's "a felony."

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  7. 19. kol 2017.

    Drug-running speedboat called "The Dopamine Transporter"

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    If you not a P-Zombie I "feel" bad for you, son I got 99 problems but experience none

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  9. 11. kol 2017.

    Uncle: "ADHD meds and laxatives do the same thing. They make you sit down and focus for four hours."

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  10. 22. lip 2017.

    "They've got their fancy memes"

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  11. 11. tra 2017.

    been rearranging my life according to a couple of pop psych books. this whole rationality thing is going pretty well!

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  12. 19. stu 2016.
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  13. 19. stu 2016.

    only if your breakfast allows your unconscious to express itself

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  14. 19. stu 2016.

    read about Andy Warhol and his "superstars." what a bunch of pricks.

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  15. 19. stu 2016.

    I thought surrealism was comedy. apparently some people think it's deep or meaningful.

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    26. velj 2016.

    18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §7.15(c)(2) make it a federal crime to poop in the Shenandoah backcountry and bury it under less than 3 inches of soil

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    27. velj 2016.

    21 USC §333, 21 CFR §112.1(b)(1) & §112.114 make it a federal crime for a farm to sell an apple that fell on the ground before the harvest.

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  18. 14. lip 2016.

    User got a normal keyboard to replace his broken one. Called this morning, enraged, asking why he got a "laptop keyboard." what

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  19. 4. tra 2016.

    How do you tell a communist you're into him? Seize the means of his reproduction.

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    3. tra 2016.

    The dangerous Lesser Pipe Snake disguises itself as a cigar to lure prey. René Magritte tried to warn people, but was widely misinterpreted

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