Or answer your own questions, being ruthlessly honest with yourself. Eg: Q. Why do my neighbours hate me? A. Because I practice the hurdy-gurdy every morning at 7am, including weekends.
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Q. Do I actually like bread sauce? A. Of course not. It just makes me appreciate things with flavour and texture more in contrast.
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Q. Do I look good in hats? A. In some hats. But not my favourite hat.
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Q: How often should one wash one's towels? A: Never, since you're using them to dry off your clean body.
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Q: Why does my cat insist on chewing on everything? A: Cat art.
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Why do plastics come out of this dishwasher with water droplets all over them but glass and ceramics are generally dry, is just cus they retain heat better or is iy just magic?
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Q. I'm still listening to July's AMT as I don't like having to wait for new ones so being behind and keeping myself behind always leaves me a fresh one when I need one, is there something wrong with me? A. On a postcard please Not exactly answering my own question.
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I always listen as soon as I find it... then I get sad
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