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@StacebobT I guess that depends on how drastic any potential paper cut would be, but in this case it’s on your date’s lap.

@steevbishop sexy situations. And I hate public displays of affection (get a room) so a nob in my 'corn is severely overstepping boundaries!

@StacebobT Nobcorn is nopecorn! I think the matter resides in urban myth, thankfully, and films like Diner.

@steevbishop They discussed it on a recent ep of @HelenAndOlly AMT, and the logistics of nobs in popcorn really bothered me... Bit too much!

@StacebobT @steevbishop it's going to be dangerously scratchy, isn't it?

@HelenAndOlly @steevbishop I'm still more concerned re: nob-based papercuts... Ouch.

@StacebobT @steevbishop with the salt infiltrating the wounds... It's a very hazardous way to get a handy, that's for sure.