@HelenAndOlly just listening to your podcast. Jesus Christ, Helen! Rice doesn't kill birds, it doesn't expand fast enough at cooking (1/2)
@SteelHamerhands sorry, I meant paper confetti kills birds. Rice just makes the couple look mega dandruffy.
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@HelenAndOlly I wish you'd let me finish ranting before clarifying. Live butterflies are the new trend to throw at weddings. -
@SteelHamerhands We threw hornets at ours. - Show replies
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