@HelenAndOlly I wouldn't easely be aroused.
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@HelenAndOlly I was once asked if i'd have sex while wearing chest waders full of swarfega. Worryingly i'm fairly sure she was serious. -
@HelenAndOlly used to work as a fish farmer and had access to both waders and swarfega. She was a mutual friend and was more than a bit odd.
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@HelenAndOlly was once offered an "arty" photo shoot which involved being nude, covered in paint, and "light spanking" by the photographer -
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@HelenAndOlly certainly depends on the stranger, no? & perhaps the paint, if you're a color fetishist.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HelenAndOlly a stranger once asked me to pie him in the face erotically. not a euphemism: literally a desert pie. first dates, am i right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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