Heidi Schulz

@HeidiSchulz

Lies to children for fun & profit. NYT Bestselling author of Hook's Revenge, Hook's Revenge: The Pirate Code & Giraffes Ruin Everything. she/her

Beigetreten Juli 2011

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  1. vor 7 Stunden

    Delivery people are having a good time with our porch decorations. 🎃😂

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    vor 13 Stunden

    I’m really struggling, yall I need $435 to legally change my name to match my gender I need $190 for my Testosterone I need I don’t even know how much to pay for my ambulance ride I need money for groceries and rent PLEASE boost!!

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    17. Okt.
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  4. vor 13 Stunden

    I have never started a meme before, but it’s been super fun seeing this one take off. Who knew there were people who would do a search of the text and scroll forever, just to find the first? 😂

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    16. Okt.

    my mom crochets customizable pride blankets on her etsy shop & if anyone is interested pls lemme kno!! she hasn't had many orders in awhile so im going to put the word out there since i've gained more followers 🤍 muah

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    16. Okt.

    Last selfie is you on the outside. Last saved meme is you on the inside. Yikes

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  7. 16. Okt.

    Last selfie is you on the outside. Last saved meme is s you on the inside. Oh no.

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  8. 15. Okt.

    Plushies soft liquid lipstick in Lavender Honey, photo taken *after* my appointment.

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  9. 15. Okt.

    Shoutout to Limecrime lip color which went through all of this and more without a smudge.

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  10. 15. Okt.

    In other news, I’m getting braces, which will hopefully fix my bite, which will hopefully fix my TMJ, which will hopefully fix my neck tension, which will hopefully fix my shoulder pain. And then I really will smile.

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  11. 15. Okt.

    Next time someone tells me to smile, I’m giving them this:

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  12. 15. Okt.

    Please read this thread to the end and take note of action items. It’s not hyperbole to say lives are depending on the action we take.

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  13. 14. Okt.

    This is the time of the evening where the lessons of the day are starting to set in and I can feel wisdom flowing through me. Scroll to see the message the universe has given me, to share with you: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ✨Halloween is the best ween✨

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  14. 13. Okt.

    Even with that massive castle library, you know Belle was like, “I’m not in the mood for any of these. Let’s go to Barnes and Noble.”

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    12. Okt.

    ~100,000 Americans languish on the kidney waitlist, many dying every month. What makes this shortage so tragic is that it doesn’t NEED to be a shortage. Kidneys aren’t like other organs. You can donate, save a life, & live a long & happy life yourself

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    11. Okt.

    I accidentally left my speech to text on while walking my dog, this is the transcript:

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  17. 12. Okt.

    You know what else makes me look old? Vision. I mean, really, I’m 46. It’s great! I’ll part my hair anyway I want.

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  20. 12. Okt.

    Not my lactose intolerant son trying to hide half a pilfered grilled cheese in his mouth.

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