Think I'd better settle down and get myself a wife.https://twitter.com/FranklinH3000/status/998345216720539653 …
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Replying to @LucyStag
And a wife would cook and sew for me, And come for me, and go for me, And go for me, and nag at me, The fingers, she would wag at me. The money she would take from me. A misery, she'd make from me... I think I better think it out again!
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Replying to @FranklinH3000 @LucyStag
A wife you can keep, anyway I'd rather sleep, anyway Left without anyone in the world as I'm starting from now, So how to win friends and to influence people... so how?
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Replying to @CathyYoung63 @LucyStag
I should have tried out for Fagin in our high school production of "Oliver!" but there was little point when we cut this song anyway.
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Replying to @LucyStag @CathyYoung63
I had many creative issues with that production, in which I ended up as an entirely too-short Bill Sykes.
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An hour later, by coincidence, I come across this.pic.twitter.com/u0quuCfJxu
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A cartoon so bad that Onion guy could have drawn it and called it a parody, except it would be a parody of the wrong side.
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That's Fredrick Opper -- creator of Happy Hooligan!
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