So, since I wrote a column explaining that UFOs are probably just fairies in one of their myriad disguises, our furnace has broken, our dishwasher pipes have frozen, my mother-in-law's stove died, and my son has managed to get an ear infection and coxsackie simultaneously.
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Also all our milk curdled, my eldest daughter was replaced by a changeling and my wife turned into a seal and swam off. Quite a couple of weeks.
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Replying to @DouthatNYT
Don't mess with the space aliens, man.
6:58 PM - 5 Jan 2018
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