He's giving bad advice. Seriously. Here's some good advice. You only live once, fuck the drummer.
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Dear Ahab, I feel compelled to tell you that festooning your craft with bones, you will end freighted with savages, and laden with fire, and burning a corpse.
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You know, it is a silly story, what girl would say she would marry a man whom she has been texting and who only took her out once and bought her a bag of Doritos? I think it is insulting to the female to think that she can act so stupidly and one would even say irrationally?
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Dear Jake Barnes, perhaps continuing to spend time with a woman you love and desire but with whom ... ahem ... you are incapable of consummating your relationship isn't healthy for you or her.
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Gen-Xers were meticulous and careful about some arbitrary quantity of sexual partners? Lololol.
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Somebody needs to warn Humbert Humbert he might have trouble if he ever decides to run for the US Senate in Alabama.
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