The best part is that this was published by @TheOnion in 2009!
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Was it really? Seems custom made for the Ted Cruz thing.
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I'm sure it's been said before, but planes going into things must arouse him
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He's not an American, though.
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Low
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It is about time Cruz took matters into his own hands most of his recent flagellation has been from Trump
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I'm with Ted. When we don't masturbate the terrorists win!!
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This may be the funniest satire video I've ever seen, despite the 9/11 backstory.
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