This is the Twitter essay you were born to write.
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jeet.... fav some porn
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as a canadian, i assume it involves animals?
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Well... I think... as a real earth human... I have every right... to yank it
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Ok think about his little boner brushing up against the inside of his slacks instead.
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I'm blocking you if you do a twitter essay about Ted Cruz and vegetables
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I won't deny that I'm tempted.
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I'm afraid to google the news story that prompted this tweet.
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Oh never mind I found out.
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I actually felt an immediate sense of relief. With ted Cruz, it could've been literally anything and I wouldn't have been surprised
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