See that closet? Pray in there.
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But my church is so shiny...
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"screw unto others..."
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Hard to get the mud stains out of the carpet
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"He layeth his hand upon the blind man and spake, forsake me for I am not board certified."
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He doesn't know when to shut up.
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It's the prosperity gospel. If you're poor or your house got flooded it's because you're a sinner and unworthy, a nasty view on the Gospel.
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This grifter's sermon next Sunday will be special.
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...And I needed shelter but you didn't want to "ruin" the new rugs in your mega church.
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