Cain slew Abel but then was cursed by the Almighty, marked with his crime and sent into exile.
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The Mooch knows how it ends. Cain beats Abel in the Thunderdome, rules all of Bartertown.
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The crisis in the modern Republican party is really just a crisis in Biblical exegesis, tbh
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Should have read more from Donald Trump's favorite book.
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Remember when mooch's subconscious brought up the fish rotting from the head down?
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FYI, God put the mark on Cain to protect him, not to mark his crime. Minor point, but since we're talking about knowing the story and all...
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Naw, he'd have thought it wouldn't happen to him. After all, he wasn't ACTUALLY murdering Reince, and his name wasn't Cain but Anthony.
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