you are breaking twitter tonight. best tweet among many contenders
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Yeah, didn't OJ do that?
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That's like better than a super power, right?
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Your crimes this week alone are unpardonable.
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just like all-the-time. i can admit it
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According to the cop who pulled me over for creative driving, I damn well can't.
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History Will Absolve Me, but for illiterate reality tv stars who are also presidents
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It's pretty common in 12-step programs for money launderers.
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Now I imagine Trump as pope, trying to confess to himself.
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