"I know you're innocent but the losers are on my back"
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I'm obligated to pretend to be concerned...so here goes.
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Sounds like a parent asking their kids if they TPed a house. Hardly the words to use regarding US sovereignty.
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My favorite part is Trump aides saying that he alone understood rage of anarchists & anti-globalization activists protesting in the streets
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Wife: I'm going to get this out of the way. Did you shag your secretary at the company party? Me: No Wife:Good. What do you want for dinner?
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Sweet Baby Jesus...
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