"Sobriety means periodically going on three-day benders."
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The whole 30 diet means the occasional fried chicken meal
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Who's going to want to be in a coalition with someone who's always "ME FIRST" anyways? It's not a stance that brings trust.
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Uh...yo.....not in my house.
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Came home drunk & I pushed you around Don't you quit me baby, don't you put me down I'll never do it again (repeat x 2) I promise this time
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"America first means brexit"
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