Good pick up lines: "I'm not under investigation." "It was locker-room talk." "There's probably no tape." "I prefer the term ephebophile."
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That's too big a word for him tho, he'd just have the age of consent for every state memorized.
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Sounds Milo-esque to me.
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God, I hope not.
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