lol you're killing me
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I went home with a waitress the way I always do How was I to know she was with the russians, too?
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Dad get me out of this
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Note the priority order. Always liked that
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It's my wake up alarm.
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Minutemen, Paranoid Chant: "I KEEP THINKING OF RUSSIAAAA RUSSIAAAA" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3v-o7S1nNM&index=5&list=PLC9SV8aIkDA3nqa1-Vk6yVE_pU5xwllCH …
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Zevon-Quoting-Jeet is the best Jeet. But what about Turbulence? "Turmoil back in Moscow brought this turbulence down on me."
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