This is a little too plausible to laugh at...
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*writes down launch codes on a sticky note*
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I know where you're going with this, but I like to think Trump has an old Sports Illustrated football phone sitting on the Oval Office desk.
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In Soviet Russia, secret spill you!
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Heavens , no.
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And call Bob Kraft up. Gonna need another Super Bowl ring.
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Seven out of ten.
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KISLYAK: Bet you can't remember the codes! TRUMP: I've got you there, too. They keep it simple for me: "B-I-G-L-Y-B-O-O-M". KISLYAK: Da!
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Trump to self: If only Ivanka had been there. As a calming influence. Turning discussion to hooters and hot chicks. Like in the old days.
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