Goddamn right I NEED THIS, OK?
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It's about thinking everyone else also deserves to be punished. /tweets from a restaurant with crying kids all around.
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Clearly, this is a wishful comment related to our current political situation (says a father of three).
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fact. Sorry servers. You will be tipped appropriately
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True-ish. We usually end up tipping more if our kids are particularly horrible wrt making a mess.
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As a former waiter, we used to call them "baby bombs". There's like a cool looking debris field when you pull the highchair away.
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Why wouldn't you clean up after your own toddler?
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I was a real good tipper for a while there.
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We took turns. I'd get 6 or 7 bites of food & hubby would take her outside, then we would switch.
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