In Shakespeare style. Plus footnotes.
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Unfortunately, Trump cut the budget for hiring sensible monkeys, so that's no longer an option.
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And it would be worded better.
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Sorry, I think you're wrong on this particular day.
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Or United
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Or United Airlines
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Probably not - Probably take something like 10^120 maybe?
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